Gym

I must be old. I know this because I have had to join a gym.

No longer am I young enough to eat whatever I want and not put on weight.
And, more importantly, no longer am I young enough to go to the gym at 8pm when I get home from work and not get over tired and cranky.

So from now on I shall go to the gym in my lunch break.
Or at least, that’s the plan.