Denial

The scales said a number.
I decided they must be broken.
I tried to think of many ingenious ways to prove they were broken.
I blamed it on the fact that we are on the 31st floor.

Finally I weighed myself on someone else’s scales.
Someone else’s accurate scales.

Would you believe that little bastard of mine have been telling the truth???
How have I let this happen?

Damn you American fast food.